OXI-COFFIN-CLEAN

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okay...who's playing funny buggers? .... Rick?

got to be. without a dubt, that's his sense of humour. If it isn't I'll eat my hat.

Alan Cullen wrote:okay...who's playing funny buggers? .... Rick?

I prefer my CheezBurggers in Paradise not Funny Burgers with Parasites!

It’s hard to defend my carnivorous habits,
Everyone’s a veggie these days.
Gotta’ watch what I eat,
And avoid the red meat.
It’s cloggin’ up my arteries,
I’m putting on weight.

Last night I had a terrible dream,
Woke me up right out of my sleep.
But when pulled into the drive through,
To grab that treat.
Got a big warm bun,
And a bad piece of meat.

Cheeseburger with parasites,
(Parasites.)
It looked awful tasty but something ain’t right.
(Parasites.)
E-Coli topped with an onion slice,
(Parasites.)
I gotta cheeseburger with parasites.

Well by the spelling I think I know who did this post. hehe