wet tshirt

101 mickey metres... I wouldn't fold it in half for anyone..

if you fold it in half you would have 1C that's not very mathematical!! HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

Yea I can hear french women going after it "Perrire Give me 202.6 MM at a an entry angle of 37.5and a velocity of 8 kph with an impact pressure of 14 milibars"!
While the British women just ask "I say Charles, Have you penetrated yet?"
don't forget all the Girlies in Texas go "WOW-SHAM WOW"

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From wet t-shirts to imperial/metric to engineering penetrations. Wow, talk about covering some ground..........

Bit like what I hope to do next week.....

Sid-ah-knee, look out. Here I come.......

Alan Cullen wrote:From wet t-shirts to imperial/metric to engineering penetrations. Wow, talk about covering some ground..........

Bit like what I hope to do next week.....

Well Allen I can Draft you a Plan if you Need. But Remember ALWAYS to Observe the Laws of Physics Namely "The angle of the dangle is proportional to the heat of the beat when the throb of the knob is constant." or to put it in simplified terms "The angle of the dangle is inversely proportionate to the meter of the peter" But if anything confuses you Allan, Don't Get SCARED, Just call us your friends and we'll explain it I found this for you hope it helps mate
"The angle of dangle is given By the throb of the knob. It's driven By the heat of the meat, As a function discrete: Get it on, or get off (Other terms of the angle of the dangle formula that may be factored include: a) Provided the urge remains constant.b) The bootie of the cutie

Sick, sick, sick. Poor Flossie.......

Sid knee......best of luck mate, you can play spot the Aussie.

ps_port wrote:Sid knee......best of luck mate, you can play spot the Aussie.

Aw c'mon mate...it's not that bad is it?

Anyway, I don't plan to leave my hotel room very often.....mwhawhaw

<blockquote>Is Hell Endothermic, or Exothermic?
First, We postulate that if souls exist, then they must
have some mass. If they do, then a mole of souls can also have a mass.
So, at what rate are souls moving into hell and at what rate are souls
leaving? I think we can safely assume that once a soul gets to hell, it
will not leave.

Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for souls entering hell, let's
look at the different religions that exist in the world today. Some of
these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion,
then you will go to hell. Since there are more than one of these
religions and people do not belong to more than one religion, we can
project that all people and souls go to hell. With birth and death
rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in hell to
increase exponentially.
Now, we look at the rate of change in volume in hell. Boyle's Law
states that in order for the temperature and pressure in hell to stay
the same, the ratio of the mass of souls and volume needs to stay constant. Two options exist:

1. If hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls
   enter hell, then the temperature and pressure in hell will increase
   until all hell breaks loose.
   
2. If hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of
   souls in hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until hell
   freezes over.
   

So which is it? If we accept the quote given to me by Theresa Manyan
during Freshman year, "that it will be a cold night in hell before I
sleep with you" and take into account the fact that I still have NOT
succeeded in having sexual relations with her, then Option 2 cannot be
true...Thus, hell is exothermic.</blockquote>

I take exception with that Jose

If we use the proof Provided
"If we accept the quote given to me by Theresa Manyan
during Freshman year, "that it will be a cold night in hell before I
sleep with you" and take into account the fact that I still have NOT
succeeded in having sexual relations with her, then Option 2 cannot be true...Thus, hell is exothermic."

I go back to 300 pound Fat ASS Marry Jane Rotten Crotch back in collage we had a mutual agreement that it would be a COLD DAY IN Hell before I would go diving in to that bucket of Lard, and in much the same thought was it would be that day before she'd let me in there. But much to my shame 2 bottles of Crown Royal Latter That Cold Day came, and I took ride on that moped until I got caught! because we all know FAT Girls are like Mopeds - Fun as hell to ride until your friends see you on one !

well it was stated with no alcohol involved so sorry about your moped ride but there's no comparison!! but then again we can always revert to your 2 girlfriends that you just met, but you sure cant fit even one on a Vespa. You remember, the photos you showed me that we posted here?? I think your goggles need to be adjusted. You know you wanted that big momma.

Hey Jose, Man Fat Girls are Just like Surfing
Slap on that Calf and ride the first wave in

They are also like a bakery. Put some flour on em and look for the wet spot

will you two just stop it...like now?

Sheez

Jose, just back from a 5 day furlough (is that how you yanks spell it?)

Jose, I just pissed myself laughing. That was very clever mate. I did enjoy that.

Flossy....Flossy...okay, who went and hid her?