New Site Guidelines/Rules

If you have never Read Skippy's list of 213 things he's no longer allowed to do in the military, Please Do your self a Favor and Take a look, While some are Funny, All Are Good Solid Rules!
Skippy's List of 213 he's no longer allowed to do

IN the Tradition of Skippy's list , Some Sci-Fi Geeks over at another Sci Forum have come up with there own Things I Am Not Allowed To Do Aboard Galactica list. I feel this might be a good way for us to come up with some Rules of our own, Please post you submissions here. and Once it a ratified rule Architech or I will give it an official Number and it will be posted in the forum Rules. While some of them may be funny Once they are given an official Number, they become GODS LAW. LIKE:

#1 NO PORN
#2 No Spam, no one here want's your Crap.
#3 No Obscenity
#4 No Harassing other Members

I'll be adding more Based on stuff I'll steal from other places

5. Your proper title is Your Login name not “Princess Anastasia”.
6. You're allowed to threaten anyone with black magic.
7. You're allowed to challenge anyone’s disbelief of black magic by asking for hair.
8. Not allowed to get silicone breast implants. Unless you are in the Australian Navy
9. You're Not allowed to add “In accordance with the prophesy” to the end of any Posts.
10. You're Not allowed to add pictures of Cad64 to War Criminal posters.

11. You're Not allowed to title any post “Get Over it”.
12. You're Not allowed to join the Communist Party.
13. You May no longer perform You're now (in)famous “Barbie Girl Dance” while on the Forum.
14. You May not call any Mods immoral, untrustworthy, lying, slime, even if You're right.
15. You're Not allowed to let sock puppets take responsibility for any of Your Posts.
16. You're Not allowed to let sock puppets take command of my post.17. Our Admin is “Rickard5” not “Sugar Daddy”, unless you are Mad or Skeeps.
18. You are not a citizen of Texas, and those other, forty-nine, lesser states.Unless you are Mitch (KIO) or Rickard(Me)
19. You're Not allowed to quote “Dr Seuss” on Any Post.

20. I (Rickard) am allowed to quote “Full Metal Jacket “ in any POST.
21. “Napalm sticks to kids” is *not* a motivational phrase.
22. “Put Kiwi on Your boots” does *not* involve fruit.
23. The following words and phrases may not be used in a Post-
Budding sexuality, necrophilia, I hate everyone in this forum and
wish they were dead, sexual lubrication, black earth mother, all
Marines are latent homosexuals (even if they are) , Tantric yoga, Gotterdammerung, Korean
hooker, Eskimo Nell, we’ve all got jackboots now, slut puppy, or any
references to squid.
24. It is better to beg forgiveness than to ask permission, no longer applies to any one here on this forum.
25. you must not flaunt Your deviance in front of the Forum, unless you are Mad or Skeeps .

"You can not maim/kill/slander anyone, unless you are Mad or Skeeps.

You forgot Viv in all this.......

Alan Cullen wrote:You forgot Viv in all this.......

No No Alan I would never forget the Lovely Vivian, I am Just not as scared of her as I am of MAD
P.S. LOVE YOU MAD, MADLY