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f u k I'm sick
by Rickard5 on Sat Feb 27, 2010 10:11 pm
I got the f-'ing Flu and every part of my body hurts
I really need The best cure for Man Flu , a cocktail of Night Nurse, Day Nurse, chicken noodle soup and whiskey.
There is no cure for Man Flu. Once infected the afflicted can only hope that the gods roll the dice in favour of life rather than slow, lingering death.
Man Flu does not attack humans with the XX chromosome, only those with the XY chromosome. This genetic mutation effectively immunises females against Man Flu. This may account for the reason that women widely believe that Man Flu is actually just the common cold, but with a bit of extra drama thrown in for good measure.
I really need The best cure for Man Flu , a cocktail of Night Nurse, Day Nurse, chicken noodle soup and whiskey.
There is no cure for Man Flu. Once infected the afflicted can only hope that the gods roll the dice in favour of life rather than slow, lingering death.
Man Flu does not attack humans with the XX chromosome, only those with the XY chromosome. This genetic mutation effectively immunises females against Man Flu. This may account for the reason that women widely believe that Man Flu is actually just the common cold, but with a bit of extra drama thrown in for good measure.
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Re: f u k I'm sick
by skeeps on Mon Mar 29, 2010 4:00 am
Chicken noodle soup is best, but it has to have loads of chillis in it.
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Re: f u k I'm sick
by Rickard5 on Mon Mar 29, 2010 9:00 pm
Oy Luv Chuck us a 4 pack of Stellas and a couples of E's and I'm sure we'll be right a rain by this after
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Things ain't never what they seem, when you livin in a world of your own dreams.
Noble is nothing but feeling no shame and nothing is sacred save stayin' alive
she's got feelins than need some reparin'. And she does not give a damn that it showes.
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