Happy Birthday GRAPEDUDE!!!!

Oh Capricorn are you, well you know what that means, we like farting in church.

Have a fantastic day. I'll have a few jars for you tonight.

Lots of love,
Alice.
xxx

hey dude.....

Sorry for interrupting.....you and Alice just pretend I'm not here.

hey happy BD mate. Remember an old army saying I had drilled into me at an early age

"a quick withdrawl is the best form of defense"

You can shoot me when ready Alice.......please be gentle

Thanks you guys... I'm having a few jars tonight myself. Not quite sure what I want to do yet but I can tell you it has something to do w/ getting my wife drunk and doin' "stuff" She has been warned and fully prepared so my night shall be GRAND!!!

wow....you can do that sort of thing?......I used to have to book in 2 weeks in advance....and even then then it wasn't a guaranteed outcome. Something called "kids". most times both of them were sleeping in my bed. Hell I was skrewed from the outcome, and as my ex kept saying......"Alan, you have just been skrewed....did it move you?"

And that was it...........

Alan Cullen wrote:wow....you can do that sort of thing?......I used to have to book in 2 weeks in advance....and even then then it wasn't a guaranteed outcome. Something called "kids". most times both of them were sleeping in my bed. Hell I was skrewed from the outcome, and as my ex kept saying......"Alan, you have just been skrewed....did it move you?"

And that was it...........

Well, I have planned it from 2 weeks ago so I'm good, but I am painting my kids rooms this weekend so I can't be too loaded come Saturday morning. I got people coming over to help me paint but I AM going to have "fun" TONIGHT. I'm hittin' up the licker sto' on the way home to get an early start. My kids will be ASLEEP by 8pm on this night.
Woo Hoo, let the fun begin... she's in for it.

By the way, I'm not a very religious man so I don't go to church BUT, I do fart at work a lot. Maybe that's why I'm stuck back here in the corner...hmmmmmm, it all makes sense now...

And there I was......ducking and dodging the "Men in Black" all the way home from Mehico. Finally on my own fontier, they came up to me as I was about to bolt outta de terminal......"hey mate" they said. "who, me?" I said

"you look like shit" they said
"I just beener onna bloody plane pour 4 bloody days" I said
"that explains the smell" they said
"so wadda ya gonna do, hosea me down?" I said
"Nah....we just want your shoes mate. If we spray them, no more pong" they said
"heresa my shoes. sprayer away" I said
I walk out of there with 100 kg of the best ever dope you could ever imagion.
The bloody taxi driver mugged me
the security came up and said "sorry mate, we really should have used Channel on your shoes instead of Brute

So the moral of the story........why the hell should you score you bloody drop kick.....when the rest of us run shotgun for you............yeah yeah yeah, I know, pick up the empties on my way out...........have fun mate, post piccies........mawhawhawhaw

Happy B-Day DUDE, We'll be saving you a bed in the Geriatric Ward ! and Skeeps I speaking of Farting in Church, You ever "Dutch Oven'd" a guy ? or been "Dutch Oven'd"

Rickard5 wrote:Happy B-Day DUDE, speaking of Farting in Church, You ever "Dutch Oven'd" a guy ? or been "Dutch Oven'd"

Now there's one I haven't heard in a lllllooonnngg time!

You you

So you been in the Oven Dude ?

Well, I've done some cooking and I've been cooked...

Dude I've cooked so much, Gordan Ramsey calls me for Cooking tips Only got cooked One time, But got it Harsh !!!!

Okay, now that I know which "cooking" you're refer ing to I can HONESTLY say "I love to cook". Of course I love being cooked too I do (like I'm sure so do you) have my "WINGS"

Grape Dude wrote: I do (like I'm sure so do you) have my "WINGS"

Wood that be your "RED WINGS" ?

I'm not bragging, but in College my Beard looked like a

Spoiler:

Glazed Jelly Donut!

Spoiler:

Although I am reminded of having this ol gal over for dinner one night, and she dutch oven'ed right in the middle of dinner

OMFG, your killin' me man...
ASMLMAOROTF
RED, BLUE, BROWN Oh yeah & the most important ones of all, "The mile high club wings" Yes, I actually do have them.

Grape Dude wrote:Oh yeah & the most important ones of all, "The mile high club wings" Yes, I actually do have them.

Not to be bragging or nothing but I don't have my Yellow,Brown or mile high ones, but I do have my 100 Mph Club Wings 100 MPH with my G/F riding Backward in front of me, in a Mini Skirt, on my H-D Across I-20 though west Texas on the way to San-Diego. Summer 1985 on a bet! (I miss that Chick) !!!!!!!!!!!